I was on a Thomson cruise of the western Mediterranean, and feeling disappointed that because of the political situation we should not be visiting Israel, which had been on the itinerary. However, the boat was going to Piraeus instead, and excursions would be arranged to Athens. I’d always wanted to visit the Greek capital, and the Greek islands where we’d called already had given me a passion for the Greek way of life. I’d been learning Greek all winter, and was having fun trying it out. The evening before we docked I got talking to an old man, whom I’ll call Ted. He was well into his eighties, tall, spare, still very handsome indeed in a Howard Keel kind of way. Ted had been retired as a senior CID officer for many years, and talked to me about a few of the notorious cases he’d worked on years ago, including the Moors murders, committed by Hindley and Brady. We got on very well. Eventually I told him I meant to visit the Acropolis the next day.
‘I’d like to go on the tour,’ Ted said, ‘but I’d never climb the hill. They’d go too fast for me.’ ‘Come with me,’ I offered. ‘I’m not going on the tour. I shall make my own way there.’ ‘Oh, you don’t want an old duffer like me slowing you down.’ ‘Id like to go with you. I’ll see you at the gangway at half past nine. No arguments.’
I must admit I was unsure about this. I was going to have to cope with unfamiliar buses and money, a language in which I was only marginally adept, and now a very frail old man. But we could take our time. The weather was kind. It was late October, so the boiling sun had lost most of its ardour, the crowds would have gone, and I knew Ted would love the Acropolis.
I found a bus into the city centre. There were a lot of Greek women on it, and they struck up a lively discussion about the relationship between Ted
and me. Some thought he was my father, some opted for grandfather, and one or two thought he might be my husband. ‘They are Americans,’ commented a stout matron, ’and everyone knows that Americans marry much younger women.’ The others stared at her with respect following this pronouncement. She sat there puffed up like a plump pigeon with satisfaction at having solved the problem, and I couldn’t bring myself to tell her that we were British.
Others who have written about Athens in Ciao found it noisy and dirty, but I did not. Possibly this was because the tourist season was virtually over, but I think it’s also an attitude. I wanted to love the place, and I knew a lot about it beforehand, which always helps. Ted and I agreed that our first impressions were of a vibrant, colourful, good humoured city, bursting with history at every turn.
We took another bus to near the Acropolis. Both of us felt hungry, so we decided on an early lunch. I persuaded him to rest a while in the shade of a plane tree, while I walked around to find a real Greek restaurant, off the tourist beat. A pleasant little place was near by, and in we went. Ted was intrigued by the Greek custom of having no menu, and simply walking into the kitchen and pointing at what we wanted. We each had a plateload of stuffed vine leaves, beef in a thick tomato and paprika sauce, skewered lamb and onions, fresh bread, butter, and a crisp green salad with pieces of feta cheese in it. This splendid feast cost only about seven pounds for both of us. Then we made our way to the Acropolis.
Everyone knows what it looks like, that majestic ruin up above the city, but nothing prepares you for the actual sight of it. I had been so disappointed in Rome, having always imagined the Coliseum to be somewhere in solitary splendour. To find it with an underground station just opposite, tatty souvenir stalls, rather grotty cafés, the stink and bustle of Rome all around, people yelling, gypsies begging aggressively, had been a cruel let-down. I didn’t want the Acropolis to go the same way into my mental book of disappointments.
I need not have worried. It took my breath away. It is of the city, for it is the heart and encapsulated history of the greatest civilisation the world has ever known; and yet, wonderfully, it is a place apart, rising in splendour, and seeming remote, touching that sky where once Zeus reigned, and where even an irreligious woman like me feels the presence of something atavistic, older than time itself.
But I was worried about dear old Ted. How could he ever get up there ? We took a closer look. Well, maybe he could, after all. Steps had been built, with very shallow risers, and deep, so that you took three or four paces before climbing another one. There were low walls on either side, ideal for a rest, and olive trees gave welcome shade. He felt he could cope, so we set off up the steps, looking about us, looking back at the city, so near, and yet already seeming remote. The olives are so pretty. Somehow, reading about olive trees in the Bible when I was a child I imagined them to be sturdy, dumpy, gnarled little things, but their leaves are dainty, silvery, and feathery. Ted was doing well. We came to a kind of plateau, where there were loos, a little shop and, surprisingly, a post office, but these places were tucked away in the trees, and not obtrusive. We used the loos, which were clean, and then I persuaded Ted to rest while I went to get an iced coke for me and a lager for him. We were drinking these when one of those ludicrous incidents occurred which are the joy of travel to me. Ted said, ‘How did you ask for these in Greek ?’
As I was telling him, a party of students with a guide arrived, and one who came to stand near us heard me and decided we were Greek. The students were, I think, from Thailand, and they had the misfortune to have as a guide the most tedious person on earth. My opinion of guides is pretty low at the best of times. They bore you with statistics, and never tell you all the interesting stuff about murders and scandals. This woman went on and on and on. We couldn’t, of course, understand a word, but I know these people. She was telling them how high the mountain is to the nearest centimetre, how much earth made it up, and probably the history of each individual olive tree, together with the rainfall in Greece for the past thousand years.
The poor students fidgeted and yawned, shuffled their feet, groaned and gasped with misery from time to time. Then the boy who thought we were Greek decided to offer some light relief. At the end of every boring sentence, he bawled an insult in English. Guide : Yatteryatter yatter …. Boy : OH DO HOLD SHUT THE MOUTH STUPID COW ! Guide ; Yatteryatteryatter… Boy ; WHAT SILLY OLD WOMAN BLEAT RUBBISH LIKE GOAT ! Guide : Yatteryatter yatter… Boy : YOU TO BE SILENT OR I PUT A STRANGLE ON YOU !
Ted and I, and a few of the students who also spoke some English, were hard put to it not to have hysterics. The guide was so much in love with her own verbal dysentry that she didn’t seem to hear him. Finally, as they left, Ted said to the boy, ’Your English is very good, son.’ The poor lad looked terrified, and ran away.
We continued on our way, slow but steady, stopping often to look at Athens, well below us now. I had, suddenly, a most peculiar feeling, which it won’t be easy to describe. I just felt part of the history of this amazing place, at one with Pericles, who founded Athens as a city, at one with Aristophanes, Sophocles, Socrates, Plato, all the great names who shaped European thought and culture. I felt small, totally insignificant as a single thread in this vast tapestry of history, and yet, paradoxically, important, for each of us has a part to play in shaping that history.
Ted asked me what I was thinking. I tried to tell him, but he did not comment. I had to wonder if he thought I was a bit of an ass. We went higher, Athens down there below us like Toytown. It was another climb up to the Parthenon, those great pillars in ruins which everyone knows, and I could see that Ted had done enough. We sat in the shade, and I told him how I loved Greek literature, especially the tragedies which marked English and French literature for centuries to come. And then something very strange happened.
He said , in a very quiet voice, ‘All my life I have hoped to meet a woman like you, and now it’s too late.’ ‘Yes,’ I thought, ‘and how I wish you were younger.’ I did not speak for a while. I needed the right words. As I looked at him I could see the young man that he had been, sense his intelligence, his niceness, his courage. Very tentatively I finally spoke.
‘Ted, you could say that on this cruise we are, almost literally, ships that pass in the night. But we have had a perfect day, which we shall always remember as long as we live. Nothing can ever spoil it, you see. We shall never quarrel, never see each other’s faults.’
‘You’re right,’ he replied, and we kissed. It was not an old man/younger woman kiss. We were just a man and a woman. I was moved almost to tears. But the spell had to be broken, and it was time to make our way back to the ship. We went in companionable silence, taking our time, watching Athens come up to meet us, and thanked each other for a wonderful day. We had not seen most of the tourist sights that the Acropolis has to offer, but I knew we had caught the spirit of it all.
I only saw Ted once again after this, and he did not see me. He was playing the piano in one of the ship's bars late at night, and the song was Smoke Gets in Your Eyes. Just for a while, I thought my heart would break.
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Good for you - Greece has finally got it's act together in looking after it's cities
MotoAthan 02.12.2004 14:02
your story really moved me. I was born in Athens and migrated to Australia at the age of two. I have yet to return. I would love to go back after I graduate from uni
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Advantages: Centrally placed with reasonable room rates. Nice staff. Well furnished Disadvantages: Area never totally quiet - get a room at the back. No immediately obvious disabled facilities
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