Situated on Hope Street. Bonkers night club's reputation suceeds the place before your even in the door. It tends to be the place to go if your looking for trouble and not the pleasant night most people look for. Minus the great reputation lets break it down and look closer.
Clients- Its an 18 plus club, therefore you have to be under 18 to get in (In bonkers, show your library pass and your likely to get in. Dress code, smart bam style , that is the fringe that looks like you just swam to the front door, tight jeans pref. tan, tiberland boots (any colour), jumper - as long as it costs over £75 but doesnt look it, should be fine, and finaly jacket, doesnt matter cause it'll only have knife puncture wounds by 12:00.
Inside Club- Its a carpeted club with a very lovely pattern (you'll admire the detail cause your avoiding eye contact with the guy at the bar with the scar that starts from his forehead and plunges dowm to his bright orange shirt (not knowing or wanting to know where it finishes.) Take evryone out of the club and it'd be nice , but you dont get to appreciate with the glass warfare over your head.
Drinks - The only thing normal about the place, good selection but if your lips go anywhere near a breezer or a baileys, the queer(thats you) being male of course will have a much quicker ride home!!! , in an ambulance that is.
Atmosphere - Read above and i'll let you guess. Clue - fear.
There is a much greater selection of clubs in glasgow to go to , that is unless you fit the client description to a tee. In general dont look at the place , dont go near it, dont think about it , just DONT.
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Sounds a very nice place to drink...NOT, is it really that bad LOL, it sound like something you`d find in the Bronx (New York)
I guess I`ll stay away from there if I ever visit London
Brian
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Dec 21st, 2000
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