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Advantages: Suspense built well in parts, a bit funny at times. Disadvantages: Poor script, very flat film on the whole, lacks overall energy and excitement.
From director Paul Andrew Williams (London to Brighton), 'The Cottage' is a comedy horror film which originally achieved a UK cinematic release in March 2008. This dark British film stars Andy Serkis, Reece Shearsmith, and Jennifer Ellison.
Brothers David and Peter come up with a master plan in order to bag a large sum of cash between them. The plan is that they'll kidnap the daughter of a big time gangster, hold her hostage, and demand £100,000 ransom. It all seems so simple, it doesn't quite go according to plan however and before long everything starts to go wrong for the two brothers. As the £100,000 looks increasingly less likely to become theirs, things go from bad to worse and the brothers, along with their hostage Tracey find themselves to be in a very sticky situation indeed. This bungled kidnapping gets incredibly messy as ...
RazzaLazza 14.11.2008
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Ciao members have rated this review on average: very helpful Review of The Cottage
Advantages: A charming hotel conveniently situated in the New Forest. Disadvantages: Expensive meal - £60 per head and we didn't have any alchohol.
We chose this hotel after much research as it appeared to have a good restaurant. We were not dissappointed, the food was very good, beautifully presented but, in our opinion, very expensive ...at over £60 per head excluding alchohol.
The hotel itself was very pretty, although the room was small (what you'd expect of a cottage) it was well equipped, clean and tidy. The decor was a little tired though - but then owners have not been there long. Take care on the stairs - they are amongst the steepest you are likely to come across!
We did find the Maitre de a little humourless and not terribly forthcoming but in general the staff were efficient and I would recommend a stay here. ...
Advantages: Some funny parts, alot of gore. Disadvantages: Jennifer Ellisons accent.
This review contains some spoilers.
Introduction
Maybe you haven't heard of 'The Cottage', it hasn't had a major release anywhere across the world (including the U.S.), but I watched it close to the release date of the 14th of March. On leaving the cinema I couldn't decide on which way my opinions were going; did l like it, or didn't I? Hopefully this review will help me to decide. Firstly, it is a fairly low budget film; and I can only describe it a horror comedy. Filmed mainly on the Isle of Man and Yorkshire, you can imagine the kind of scenes this film has.
Plot
Two brothers think up an ingenious plan get rich quick, they kidnap a crime lord's daughter and hold her ransom in a remote cottage. From the beginning it's a disaster, the kidnap turns into a botch job as the amateurs make mistake after mistake. Upon entering ...
