Crash, London

If you are gay, over 25 and not into camp, then Crash is the place for you. Situated under one of the railway arches near Vauxhall station, the entrance is in front of the Vauxhall tethered baloon. On a Saturday night the place fills with attractive muscular men who come to enjoy the heavy pulsating rythms of the two floors, and to meet each other in a highly vibrating atmosphere.Girls, with some exceptions, do not really like it. After midnight the club heaves with shirtless torsos, and sweaty muscles glisten in the light flashes until dawn. The tunnel-like shape of the club gives it a ... more

Crash is a great club if you are muscle bound and full of yourself. Otherwise, you are likely to get trampled in the crowd, having not even been noticed. The music is formulaeic, and dull, and there is not a chance of getting any decent conversation, since brains are not the main organ people got there to satisfy. The music, although danceable, is not exactly ground-breaking, and the atmosphere is one of sexually charged men, looking for other sexually charged men . DJs on the night are very good at what they do, although sometimes it would be nice if London clubs perhaps explored the ... more