Oohhh, got the keys to my new house, the place is a complete tip but hey, it's MY tip. The big move...
Oohhh, got the keys to my new house, the place is a complete tip but hey, it's MY tip. The big move is on Sunday. Okay... "big shout out to Arcuntil42". BTW, could lazy tweens who don't bother to return rates please stop slating those who do?
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GETTING STARTED
Disneyland Paris, as most people will already know, is a smaller version of Florida's Disney World and is situated a short journey from Paris in the French countryside. Adult ticket prices start from £32 for a one day, one park ticket which isn't unreasonable but do be aware that you will have to be greatly inflated prices for food and drink once inside the gates. Note that until March 2008 - kids under 7 can stay and play for free; thereafter, only children under 3 are free (children over 3 pay a concession on the adult rates). There are a variety of experiences you can go to Disneyland for; as a couple looking to ride the roller coasters or enjoy some magical romance, as a family wanting to spend time together, or with young children hoping to offer them a fantastical experience. Although I've been to Disney World Florida as both a family and a couple, I've only been to Disneyland Paris as a parent to a young child so that's the experience I feel qualified to talk about here.
Consider this a review for families with young children visiting Disneyland Paris.
Entering the park you go through a bag search station where they have a couple of tables lined up beneath a green tent with three or four security staff employed to search visitor's bags before entering the park. I'm not entirely sure why they do this to be honest as my bags were always peered into but never actually searched. They didn't bother searching my luggage that I took with me on the last day either; I unzipped the top of my holdall, the guy peered in briefly then waived me through dismissively. Despite this blatant pretence of security measures - at least you only have to wait a minute or two to go through.
When you've gone through security you walk down a really attractive hill past a beautiful water feature to reach the main entrance to the park - it takes about two minutes but there are several different routes around and in between the water feature to ensure everyone doesn't trip over one another. Before you enter the park you can purchase a ticket if you haven't done so in advance, store your luggage (E2.50 for bags, E4 for suitcases) or hire a wheelchair or stroller. There's no problem with taking your own stroller into the park it's just that not everyone travels with one, especially those with children who might not have one at home anymore but may need one for such a long day out. Don't worry about storing your stroller to go on the rides either - they have designated "buggy bays" beside the rides where you can leave your stroller while you go on the ride and collect it afterwards. When you're all sorted, you slip your ticket into one of the entrance stalls and pass through the turnstiles. If you're in a wheelchair or you've got a pushchair, an attendant in one of the booths situated in between the turnstiles will put your ticket through the machine then open the booth door for you to gain access along with everyone else.
On entering the park you'll start in a small courtyard where the first station for the Disneyland train is located; it stops in each of the different areas of the park but it's important to note that there is no disabled access that I could find for this - I had to collapse and carry my pushchair under one arm whilst climbing a mountain of steps with my toddler in the other. The Disneyland train is more of an attraction than a facility in my opinion and it's not particularly necessary given that the park isn't as big as you might think it is. It's mostly on flat ground as well so I was pleasantly surprised to find that though my feet ached at the end of the day - my legs didn't at all. Also in the initial small courtyard is a block of toilets with water fountains that didn't work during my visit and the City Hall where you can get information on any Disney aspect you need or make reservations for one of the Disney Restaurants in the park or village. I booked our meal at Café Mickey in the City Hall and found the guy that I dealt with couldn't have been more helpful and friendly. Don't worry about how good your French is too much as you should find there is at least one English speaking member of staff on every team (I only had problems in one place during my entire visit).
As you walk through the underpass opposite the entrance gates, make sure you pick up both a park map and a programme guide and check you pick up one that's marked "English" too. They're free of charge and essential for navigating your way around the attractions and finding out what time shows and parades are scheduled for.
MAIN STREET USA
Main Street in Paris is much smaller than the original in Florida though this is handy for those of us with an aversion to over-exerting ourselves even if the shopping isn't terribly varied and exciting. Main Street is very picturesque and kept clean with ample bins for both litter and cigarettes. As this is a French attraction, smoking is allowed anywhere outside unlike its American counterpart which strictly enforces designated smoking areas. I've seen a few Disney fan grumbles about the smoking but I didn't find it a problem. Very few people were walking around smoking and those that did happily used the cigarette holes in the sides of the bins instead of chucking butts everywhere. There are a variety of shops on offer though it's really not worth me naming them all as their names don't actually relate to what they sell! For example, "hats, ribbons and bows" just sells Disney souvenirs like keyrings, toys and snowglobes. There's no one store worth writing home about either as they all carry a large percentage of the same stock and all at identical prices. It seems to me that they've seriously padded this area out by piling up shelves of identical Pooh and Mickey toys in rows of shops due to a lack of resources.
There are a few food places along Main Street
including Caseys where you can purchase fast food after queuing for a considerable length of time and the Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Parlour where you can buy over priced tubs or cones of the luxury ice cream after queuing haphazardly for an equally unreasonable length of time. I visited the park off-peak during winter and had to queue for fifteen minutes in a string of queues that didn't even all lead to a cashier so imagine how difficult it would be to buy an ice cream in the summer? Despite the high prices (E2.60 for one scoop - £2) it was a nice treat that both myself and my son enjoyed. There's an outside eating area for general use with a fair amount of white tables and chairs at the top of Main Street just across from the ice cream parlour where you can sit and eat your ice cream or stop for a break if you like. There's also a restaurant nearby that offers table service if you want it though I didn't visit personally.
FANTASYLAND
Fantasyland is the best place to take your young children to. No rides in the park are recommended for children under one but there are a surprising number of rides suitable for children aged one to three years - especially in Fantasyland. My two and a half year old found there was plenty to see and do for him in this part of the park. Entering via the castle is the most direct route though you can also access Fantasyland from the adjacent lands - it's just a longer way round if you're coming from the entrance up through Main Street. It's a bit cramped going through Sleeping Beauty's castle (like Cinderella's but littler) and of course there is both a gift shop and restaurant inside though these are really quite small. There are ramps either side of the castle so wheelchair users and pushchairs can get through easily and it only takes a minute to pass through. The castle is beautiful on the outside but to be honest, it's not much to look at inside. It's a bit TOO authentic with its plain, dreary stone walls.
The first ride you'll see as you enter fantasyland is "Lancelot's Carousel" which is a real winner with young children. They can ride one of several different size horses (lap straps are provided for safety) or they can choose to sit in one of the large sleighs (ideal for parents!). The carousel has about 70 seats which meant that the queue was never more than the duration of the ride in front during our visiting. It was a beautiful ride to look at but I did feel the experience was slightly cheapened by the Disney songs played on high pitched electric organs as the carousel went round! Great fun for little ones though.
"The Mad Hatter's Tea Cups" are also suitable for young children though they are technically a waltzer. My 2 yr old loved them although I sat there thinking "god I want to be sick". They don't expect you to share the teacups with other families with I think is a bit of a waste as it means you have to queue for longer though we did find the waiting time was only around 10 minutes for us. I suspect that one of the reasons the waiting time wasn't too bad though is because this is quite an old and very basic ride not to mention the fact that it looks dirty. There are no bright lights, shiny tea cups or characters dotted around the ride; just a few dirty, dull cups on an old fairground style waltzer platform. Visual stimulation is a big factor in entertaining young children so I'm not sure this will be a winner with all youngsters.
"Dumbo the Flying Elephants" is another ride that's well suited to small children and my son thought it was brilliant even if I hated it! I was surprised to find that the Dumbos were all very dirty and we had to wait about half an hour to get a ride. You can control how high your elephant goes using a knob in front of you to glide up and down. It's a bit jerky but it does work and means you can fly low if you're a bit scared or high if you fancy the view.
"It's a Small World" is a must-see for young children despite the waiting time of at least twenty minutes. Firstly, you board a boat ride (a mechanical carriage that moves through shallow waters) and enter a darkened theatre where you'll quickly find yourselves confronted with brightly decorated characters singing and dancing away to the "It's a Small World" song. There's loads to look at on both sides of the carriage to keep little one's entertained throughout. My son thoroughly enjoyed his boat ride and couldn't take his eyes off all the bright colours and glittery costumes. What I especially liked about this ride was that they not only had a variety of scenes on both sides but also on different levels so you could look up, down and side to side throughout; I think it adds to the entertainment value for the children who get the feeling of being "immersed" in the ride. On exiting the ride you can either go directly out or you can stop to have a look at a small area of scenery. Nothing terribly exciting, just a few coloured miniature houses with televisions behind some of the windows so that the children can look in. My son liked it a lot though I think it's something that would only appeal to under 3's as it was very small and basic.
"Le Petit Train du Cirque" is also suitable for young children though it appears to be closed at certain times and was while we were visiting. It's described as Dumbo's circus train and aimed at very small children so it's a shame we didn't get to have a ride. It's situated right on the very outskirts of the park which is something to be aware of though.
The other ride worth mentioning here is "Peter Pan's Flight". In the map you'll see that this ride is ticked as being recommended for young children but I disagree. It's a very bumpy and disjointed ride consisting of a series of pirate ship carriages suspended from an overhead track that goes through an extremely dark indoor path. My son burst into tears after twenty seconds on this ride and screamed at several points too. Fine for a six year old yes - but I don't recommend this for under 3's at all, it's far too frightening.
DISCOVERYLAND
The "Buzz Lightyear Laser Blast" is superb and much better than I expected it to be. I didn't think it would be especially suitable for my 2 and a half year but he enjoyed it as much as I did. Obviously it's extremely popular with young boys as you get to ride around "space" shooting aliens with a laser gun so you can expect to queue for quite sometime. During our off-peak visit, the queue was apparently 35 minutes long though I had a bit of good fortune… I went towards the fastpass entrance (a scheme available for popular rides where you get a ticket for a ride and return an hour later to queue jump - only one ticket at a time though) and didn't realise I'd gone to the wrong entrance at first. But then when I did, I also noticed the lady collecting the fast passes was fiddling with something and had her back turned… Let's just say I didn't get caught and boarded the ride just one minute later. Sitting in your little two man spaceship, a bar comes down with two laser guns in for you to remove from their holsters (they're connected by thick wires so you can use but not remove them completely). There's a score panel underneath each gun holster so you can see how much you score by going through the ride shooting at the targets with red flashing lights. When you shoot by pressing the easy-to-use trigger, the gun flashes and makes shooting noises. I'm not convinced you genuinely score by hitting the targets though as my son beat my score by going round shooting himself in the face (he was watching the pretty lights). It's believable to children though and that's what matters!
The other ride we really enjoyed in Discoveryland was "Orbitron" - flying spaceships outside basically. It's exactly the same ride as "Dumbo the Flying Elephants" except they have spaceship carriages where two people sit one in front of the other instead of side by side in an elephant. As with the Dumbo ride, you could choose to move your space ship up and down by using the lever in front of you. I had problems with my lever on this ride though and found that as soon as I leaned forwards to lift us up by pulling on the lever - we dropped back down again almost instantly. Because my son was sat in front of me, it was too uncomfortable to sit holding the lever up for the duration of the ride so we just rode low down for most of it. The queue was about 15 to 20 minutes for this ride though it was a bearable wait as we were outside and able to watch both the ride we were waiting for as well as several around us.
The final ride in Discoveryland that's suitable for young children is "Autopia" though we didn't go on this ourselves. It's a ride that involves driving a car through 1950's landscapes and to be honest it just didn't appeal to me as I can drive a car for free at home and go much faster too! Drivers have to be 1m32 minimum which means that some older children get to drive and passengers only had to be 81cm (which is usually about 1yr old).
I did actually take my son on one other ride in Discoveryland but I can guarantee you that doing the same may result in permanent feelings of failure as a parent. I not only queue jumped for a second time by hopping over the rope dividing the 40 minute queue and the fast past queue but I also took my son on a ride clearly marked as not for children under 3yrs old (which he is) and unsuitable for those with heart conditions etc. Yes, I took my 2.5yr old on the "Star Tours" simulator, and yes he screamed. Ahem. It was the last ride we went on before we left the park and having been on the Florida equivalent, my memory betrayed me by informing me that it was actually quite a pleasant simulator ride. It isn't, it made me feel sick and my son terrified. Take heed from my mistake - not for young children!
The other rides in this area of the park are aimed at teenagers and adults. There are one or two other attractions marked as family fun but the only one a young child might appreciate is watching a show at the videopolis depending on the duration.
FRONTIERLAND
The "Thunder Mesa Riverboat" is an ideal ride for the family to enjoy. Queuing time is minimal due to the large capacity the boat can hold and the ride is a simple cruise around the lake lasting about ten minutes. It's mainly an opportunity to relax for a few minutes and take in the scenery (which is all very realistically made to look like a "natural" old American mountain area) and my son enjoyed shouting "Quack" at the ducks on the river below.
The "Pocahontas Indian Village" is great in theory as it's a play area for children to have a run around in and play on the equipment; the problem in practice is that they've only made it for children aged 4yrs or older which I think is a bit mean. If they didn't want to adhere to safety guidelines for younger children, it wouldn't have hurt them to put a soft play area next door for the youngsters. It was a real shame because it was a nice play area that my son would have enjoyed.
None of the other attractions in this zone are suited to young children. They've got the "Legends of the Wild West" but it's hard work for little feet for nothing of interest to them in return. The "Phantom Manor" is also in this zone and I foolishly thought it would be okay to take my son on this - but it wasn't. We were sat in a gently moving carriage side by side so I had my arm around him but he let out a squeal or a cry every fifteen seconds nevertheless. There's nothing wrong with the ride itself for little ones, it's just that inside is quite dark and filled with spooky music and ghostly images. A wonderful ride for older children and adults - just a bit too scary for those not yet old enough to understand the concept of a ghost train.
"Big Thunder Mountain" is for persons 1m2 and over so probably about 4yrs or 5yrs+. My 2.5yr old is 93cm as a guideline. There's a bar outside for you to measure up to if you want. I've not been on the ride at Disneyland Paris but I have been on it in Disney World Florida and I have to say it's a brilliant thrill
Pictures of Disneyland Paris
DS cuddling Pooh Bear
ride but I wouldn't take a child under 10 on it. ADVENTURELAND
"Pirates Beach" is another play area where children can run around outside though again I found my son was too young for this. It was for children aged 3 - 6 in one area and 7 - 9 in the other. I don't believe I'd have been questioned had I taken my 2yr old in there but I didn't because of time issues.
"Pirates of the Caribbean" is an absolutely superb ride for children of about 5yrs and over. You can take younger children on it and I did my son but they do warn you that younger children may be frightened. I thought my son might be okay with this one because unlike the "Phantom Manor", it was a water and pirates ride rather than a black ghost house and he was okay with it. He enjoyed most of it (I loved it) and only let out a squeal the two times we went down a slight drop in the short dark tunnels ("turn the lights on!" he cried, lol). It was a bit of a trek to get to the ride as it starts deep underground but it was a good length, the ride glided beautifully and there was plenty of pirate decoration throughout to entertain. Not ideal for all young children but I think this is one of those rides where you know best if your child will like (or tolerate) it. Having spent my day riding Dumbos and carousels, I didn't see the harm in having just the one ride for me!
"Adventure Isle" is suitable for the whole family but really, because of the concept of actively seeking the pirates' hideouts, I don't think it's suited to very young children as they won't understand the point of it. Other than that, there's "Le Passage Enchante d'Aladdin" (which isn't even worth mentioning in full to be honest) and the "Indian Jones" ride which is only for those 1m40 or taller.
DINING:
There are far too many restaurants and food stands for me to mention individually and I certainly didn't make use of any large quantity of them. What I can tell you though is that you'll find somewhere to eat every few rides and that you've got choices of table service (best to book in advance at the City Hall or a Disney Hotel), fast food or snack stalls. Everything is hideously overpriced with a small plain pizza and two drinks in the self service Buzz Lightyear Café setting me back E13 (£10). Bottles of drinks are sold throughout the park at E2.60 each (£2) and not one single water fountain worked during my visit - I tried six. Fortunately you're able to take your own drinks in with you but of course you won't be able to carry all the fluids your family needs for an entire day in your handbag. I did at least find bottles of water were sold for E2 in some places which is a slightly more reasonable £1.55 each. Vegetarians should be aware that despite Disneyland's boast that there is a vegetarian option in every restaurant - this is usually a salad and in the case of Café Mickey (situated in the Village actually but part of the Disney complex) the vegetarian salad included shrimp (I was appalled beyond belief that it had a V symbol beside it). I didn't find fruit and vegetables on any of the menus and when I asked about baked beans for my son in one place, the guy laughed at me and said he'd never heard of a baked bean. So my son mostly ate chips for his tea for the week! In one of the cafes we ate in, Toad Hall, we waited fifteen minutes for our overpriced fries (E5 for two very tiny packets) then found there was nowhere to sit.
I wouldn't want to feed any young child this kind of food for a duration of time due to the behavioural repercussions it would have. The last thing you need whilst trying to convince a young child to queue nicely for a ride is sugar and stodge working their way through your child's system. I took a packed lunch of bread, fruit and cereal bars that I'd purchased from the hypermarche in nearby Val De Europe (one stop on from Disney on the train) and saved the fast food for tea time to avoid such problems. I'm sure it doesn't hurt slightly older children to have junk food for a couple of days but I find that the younger they are, the bigger the immediate impact their food has on them.
Just be aware that most people will find eating an issue - even those that aren't especially fussy. Those with specific dietary needs or allergies really need to plan in advance and look to take their own packed lunches in with them. Your two main choices in Disneyland are burger and fries or pizza. If you do want to have a decent meal and can afford to splash out a little, I'd highly recommend booking for dinner at City Hall when you first enter the park in the morning. That way you're almost certain to get a reservation and you'll be able to look forward to a sit down meal offering a little more variety than the cafes and stalls have to offer. Prices can go as high as E30 for an adult meal at several of the venues (about £23) but I think if you're out there for a few days and sick of burgers it's go to be worth it if you can afford it. Café Mickey in the neighbouring Disney Village was a winner with us and the price was reasonable given that my son got to meet Tigger over his veg and chips.
BABYCARE FACILITIES
Most of the toilets have a baby changing station (though not all do) and this is literally a ledge to lay your baby on. No changing mat, no nappy bin (which I thought very unhygienic - you had to put them in the open paper towel bins) just a plain (not terribly clean) side to lay your baby on. Although my son is 2.5 he refuses to use a toilet and just yells "clean bum" at me so he is still in nappies (for now…). I found it a bit of a pain that there was only one changing side in each of the toilets I used as of course it meant waiting around with a child in a dirty nappy in an already crowded lady's bathroom.
There is a babycare centre at the top of Main Street though which isn't too bad. Inside you'll find two low toilets for toddlers as well as a sink they can reach and several baby changing areas around the outside of the bathroom. There was a kitchen area with a few plastic cups and two tiny bottles of water (presumably to make sure you didn't think it was okay to have an actual drink, just a sip for your child) and a microwave as well as a feeding area with chairs for adults (but not children). Presumably the feeding area is intended for breastfeeders who want some privacy (not that it was terribly private!) but there was nothing to confirm this. Also in the area, behind the reception desk as you enter the small building, is the lost children's room. It's brightly coloured and had small tables and chairs in it as well as quite a few large plush Winnie-the-Pooh cuddly toys. Probably the only nice thing they provide for free actually and I thought it reassuring to know that they had such a procedure in place for caring for lost children. If my son had been lost and taken there, I'm confident he'd have happily sat there cuddling the toys without too much thought about where that Mummy lady had gotten to.
THE PARADE
A must-see experience for all who visit! My son enjoyed it, I enjoyed - everyone around us seemed to enjoy it too. This is the bit I feel Disney always do well - putting on a show. Currently the parade runs at 4pm though you need to check the free programme when you arrive to make sure you don't miss it. If you line up somewhere on Main Street about ten to fifteen minutes before the parade begins you're likely to land yourself a good spot. The parade is basically a carnival with floats being themed to the various Disney films like "The Little Mermaid" and "Lion King" etc. In Florida they had a float for pretty much every Disney film ever made though in Paris they select a handful and combine some of the floats too. For example Aladdin and Jasmine road on the back of Ariel's float!
We enjoyed a good view of the parade and lots of sunshine too which made it all the more enjoyable. All of the actors wore big smiles and waved at the crowds enthusiastically as they passed by on their colourfully decorated film floats. It was lovely to see them all keep a little to character as well. For example Ariel from "The Little Mermaid" waived at everyone really girlishly and excited whilst Mary Poppins sat on her carousel horse waving graciously with a posh toothy smile fixed to her face. The costumes were lovely and unlike most of the rides in the park - I thought the floats all looked very clean and well cared for. The parade was definitely one of the highlights of our day and at about fifteen minutes long it was just the right length too.
SUMMARY
You might be looking at the overall length of this review and thinking that actually there's quite a lot for very young children to do at Disneyland Paris but put it into context time-wise and you'll realise that it's a fun day out rather than a whole holiday. I wasted time and money visiting for longer than was necessary and wouldn't want to encourage others to do the same. Yes there is plenty here for you to take your young child or children and spend the day playing and have dinner and do a spot of shopping besides. But my recommendation, and what I would do if I returned in a year or two, would be to go for just one night; visit the studios on your first day, the Village in the evening and the Disneyland Park the next day before returning home late afternoon. That's all the time you need with children too young to take on the thrill rides. The only reason for taking a two day trip to the park would be if you intended on using "Parent Switch" if there was more than one adult in your party and you wanted to go on the thrill rides. "Parent Switch" means you can take it in turns to wait with the children while the other has a ride though it wouldn't be very fair on the children to make them wait around while you had fun the whole day.
If you can afford a trip to Disneyland then it's a great trip to make but don't for one minute confuse Disneyland Paris with the Disney World Florida experience! This is more Alton Towers with Mickey Mouse thrown in. Although you can take children of any age to the park and over one's can go on most of the rides that my 2.5yr old did, I personally feel that 2.5yrs is the youngest it's worth taking a child to Disneyland Paris. Any younger and they just don't have the tools to appreciate and understand what they're doing. They'll also refuse to queue up for things whereas my son was just old enough to be reasoned with and have queuing explained to him.
My final recommendation for families wanting to visit with young children is a crucial one. I can't stress strongly enough that my son only just tolerated the queues at the length they were and we visited in February. Imagine trying to visit during the school holidays and making a 3yr old stand in a queue for 50 minutes just to go on a 2 minute ride? You really need to look to go off-peak with young children.
I'm giving Disney four stars having taking all the pros and cons into consideration though I'd like to give it three and a half really! I do recommend it, I'd just advise people to be aware that there isn't as much to do as you may think there is and that while it's worth going for an overnight trip by Eurostar, there's no long fun-packed holiday to be had here for little ones.
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