Napoleons

Advantages: There's a taxi rank next to it if you're desperate for a taxi.
Disadvantages: Trannies, blokes, bad attitude, expensive drinks, small, dingy and dirty

Napoleons is one of the oldest, if not THE oldest, gay club in the village. And it's this element that causes problems. Of a Wednesday and the weekend the place becomes a club for transvestites, and while I have no problem with gender benders it seems to attract a lot of the worse element of the village. But more on that later. As you enter the club you'll be accosted by a 'bouncer' called Ernie. This guy is looks pretty harmless, and you'll wonder ...
...worse, and it seems that Napoleons is a magnet for every over 40, fat and bald bloke who fancies hairy blokes in a dress. Go upstairs via a steep narrow staircase and you're on the dancefloor more or less. The walls are covered with mirrors and I guess this is why it's popular with the trannies. They tend to dance staring at the mirrors and if any one approaches them, major bitching usually ensues. The toilets on this floor aren't anything special ... Read review