Nice And Sleazy

...impression of the quaintly named Nice N Sleazys, is that it appears rather dingy. These researchers cry, "Not so!" (Well really the researchers said "Aye right ya fud". Well... really they said something with a lot more expletives.) The décor is quite retro, but the posters advertising upcoming gigs seems to give it a cool factor. Soft lighting (with bizarre 70s style shades) gives it a relaxed and comfortable feel, which allows ...
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Barstaff and Doormen
The service and friendliness of the staff and managers alike is the best you could get. Students, 9 to 5 office staff in suits, general workers on their lunchbreak... any and all are welcomed and treated with the same level of courtesy. Most of the doormen do fit the bouncer stereotype, but a researcher assures you that they're probably the friendliest you'll find in Glasgow. Extra mention must be given to the ... more

****I'm at an advantage here since for a college project I have been reviewing pubs, and this is one of them. I have been reviewing establishments on the basis of Atmosphere, Barstaff and Doormen, Music, Prices, Toilets, and proximity to Clubs. Hopefully any bad ratings won't reflect on my finished college project lol!****

Atmosphere
Many people have said that their first impression of the quaintly named Nice N Sleazys, is that it appears rather dingy. These researchers cry, "Not so!" (Well really the researchers said "Aye right ya fud". Well... really they said something with a lot more expletives.) The décor is quite retro, but the posters advertising upcoming gigs seems to give it a cool factor. Soft lighting (with bizarre 70s style shades) gives it a relaxed and comfortable feel, which allows even first time customers to feel right at home.

Barstaff and Doormen
The service and friendliness of the staff and managers alike is the best you could get. Students, 9 to 5 office staff in suits, general workers on their lunchbreak... any and all are welcomed and treated with the same level of courtesy. Most of the doormen do fit the bouncer stereotype, but a researcher assures you that they're probably the friendliest you'll find in Glasgow. Extra mention must be given to the management, who most graciously allowed one researcher to film a band interview in there. Gratitude can only be expressed in repeated (and constant) custom.

Music
'Sleazys entertains with a wide range of music, as well as the numerous bands gracing the jukebox. Researchers have observed that the customer favourites are The Smiths, Joy Division, and The Ramones, amongst the many other musical offerings. And, as if that weren't enough, it doubles as a music venue, with regular gigs and weekly open mic nights (Mondays, in case you're wondering) downstairs, where there is a second bar.

Prices
Since Glasgow City Council decided to scrap the Happy Hour (bastards), many of the offers Sleazys had were revoked (researchers are gobsmacked that there has been no uprising or revolution at this nanny state ruling). But have no fear, reasonable prices are still here! Even though one researcher said that the pints pulled at Sleazys were terrible, the blasphemy was silenced by a swift slap by his accompanying researcher.
Vokda mixer- £1.85
Alcopop- average of £2.20
Pint- £2.20 average

Toilets
Even the toilets haven't escaped the 70's decor. Orange, yes, orange. But it's a good orange. It works. No graffiti or jokes or limericks scrawled on the doors, which takes all the fun out of it says one researcher. Always clean, toilet roll is plentiful. No complaints.

Clubs
Sleazys is situated, literally, right across the road from popular club The Garage. Practically every big (i.e. City Centre) club is a stone's throw away or within walking distance. The location as well is nearest the West End, as City Centre pubs go anyways.

Located in Sauchiehall Street, I honestly do love this pub, and for a time it was my local until moving and lack of funding stopped that.
At nights it is incredibly busy and you have to fight to get to the bar, but that just goes to show you how popular it is.

I demand everybody go to it, right now!

*****(UPDATE)*****
I think due to my lack of custom recently, Sleazys have had to up the prices of vodka mixer, which is now £2.
They now operate an offer on a 4 pint jug of Miller or John Smith's for £7, all day from Sunday to Wednesday.
And apparently there is now a 'Joke of the Day' on the blackboard.
Q: What's E.T. short for?
A: He's got no legs. 

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