We went to Orladough to see Mickey mouse but before we got there we had to take an aeroplane. I thought this was a plane made of chocolate as an aero is a chocolate bar made by willy wonka who wears a big hat and sings a lot.
The Aeroplane was cool and we all had our own seat and they gave us headphones so we could listen to the radio which was inside the arm of the chair they gave us. The aerohostess asked me if I wanted a drink but I declined as I was with the wife and I think she may have noticed if I sneaked of to have a drink with her.
We landed at a different place to where we took off at and I thought Mickey Mouse would be there to greet us but he was not so I was pretty miffed by now. We had to go to some place where it said "Imigration" which I guess was to learn about birds and their winter flight paths but I thought that was weird after spending
so long in a plane so I declined that. I noticed the aeorhostess was following me now and I was getting a bit worried that she was a stalker or something so I pretended to have a limp to put her off.
We got outside the aeroport and it was hot and I was sweaty and smelt a bit and had to queue up with other sweaty smelly people for a car. The car was weird, the wheel was on the wrong side and it did not have a gear stick! It had aeroconditioning though, which made the glass frosty and it was cold so my nipples rubbed against my shirt and were a little sore by the time we reached our villa.
Mickey mouse still did not show up and I was very cross. I spoke to a man who was doing some gardening and he told me Mickey Mouse lived in a big castle and you had to pay to see him which made me more cross as I thought he was going to meet us as it said in the magazine that he would greet us in Orlandough!
The next day we went to the big castle and saw him waving at everyone so I went over and told him he was very naughty for not meeting us at the plane and that we were very disappointed. He said something back to me but his voice was squeaky and I could not understand him. Snow wright was there too and I asked her what Mickey was saying but she spoke Spanish which did not make sense as we were in America and they speak American. We walked around Mickey's castle and there were lots of shops and rides and ice cream and drinks and stuff which was cool as it was very hot and I was smelly again and needed to drink lots. I asked where the beer was but the girl behind the counter said they did not serve beer. She said there was no beer in "This ney Land!" which sounded Scottish for this here land and I called her a liar because I know budwiser comes from. She got a bit upset and called a security man who asked me to move on and leaver her alone. This place is not very friendly.
Orlandough has lots of parm trees and stuff and I bought some trainers for like a few quid. I wanted a track suit and a few hoodies for my family so we went to a place they called an outlet which was lots of shops selling designated stuff like Ralf Loren and Weebok. It was very cheap.
We went back to our villa and swam in the pool, it was cool. Orlandough was fab and the food was cheap so we ate lots of it and made ourselves very full. The best plaice was the panderosa which was all you could eat for like 50p and there was jelly and stuff for desert and ice cream and stuff. I had ice cream and chicken wings which made everyone laff and I put the chicken wings over my eyes and pretended I was Japanese and it was funny and we laffed more.
We went to a plaice called Sea the World which was not what we expected as it was nothing to do with the world and it was full of fish and stuff. We had to sit down at this big tank thing and they said a welsh girl called shampoo was going to perform but they lied and some great big fish came out which soaked us all with its tail and we were not happy. We went back to the villa to change into dry clothing.
The next day we went to a plaice called interracial studios which I thought was a plaice where we would get to talk to people from different countries but it was just full of big buildings and more places selling ice cream and drinks and food and stuff and it was like Mickey mousse castle again but more modern. We left to go back to the villa.
Orlandough was a bit disappointing and hot and mickey mouse is not a nice mouse and we wont get any more disnee dvds no more as we do not like him. Next time we will go to blackpool like normal as it is better than orlandough by miles and you do not need to get an aeroplane to get there.
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