Have been away for ages, but am off travelling soon so I should have plenty of inspiration for new r...
Have been away for ages, but am off travelling soon so I should have plenty of inspiration for new reviews! Triciax
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History
To the British the School Disco seems a perfectly normal concept (or to me at least). But whenever I’ve mentioned it to any of my friends from abroad they seem to find it a very strange idea. Before we went the last time twenty of us, all in our lovely tarty school uniform, headed into our local pub and caused a bit of a stir to say the least! There were two American ladies who seemed to think we were going to an ACTUAL school reunion! Possible, perhaps, but I dread to think what sort of school that would be!
The School Disco was started by Bobby Sanchez after he was fired for playing Shakin’ Stevens (a song that reminded him of his school days) at a London club. He foundered the School Disco in a small restaurant called Ormond's in 1999 and since then its growth has been phenomenal. From the 50 people who turned up at Ormond's in 1999 the School Disco now attracts literally thousands of partygoers every week and holds events at the Hammersmith Palais, Sound in Leicester Square and across the country on various tours. The largest event (besides special events such as at the London Docklands
Arena) is held at the Hammersmith Palais every Saturday night.
The Hammersmith Palais
The venue for the Saturday School Disco is the Hammersmith Palais also known as Po Na Na, which is a couple of minutes walk from Hammersmith tube station (Piccadilly, District and Hammersmith & City Lines, Zone 2) on Shepherd’s Bush Road. The place is absolutely huge with an enormous dance floor featuring a large stage at the front and a second balcony floor running around two slides of the room. The bars are scattered liberally around the venue and there is also a separate smaller room and a canteen both at the back on the upper and lower levels respectively.
Dress Code
To get into the School Disco you naturally have to be wearing school uniform. For the girls this consists of a white, blue, grey or brown shirt, a dark skirt or a pinafore dress and your usual footwear. It is an unwritten rule that skirts should be of minute proportions and the overall look should be tarty in the extreme! Boys must also wear a shirt with either trousers or shorts (shorts being far more fun I feel – one of our friends managed to get some real school shorts in Primark for a bargain price). Everybody must wear a tie – you will not be allowed in otherwise. No denim is allowed on either sex.
This said as long as you make an effort these rules can be wavered. I have seen people dressed as teachers in the full on black gown and hat, two men dressed in drag as cleaning ladies who looked fab and a group of guys who substituted the trousers for kilts and not much else! I think the primary rule is if you’re not going to make the effort don’t bother going.
Tunes
What can you expect to hear at the School Disco? Well…cheese, cheese and more cheese! It is after all a disco so expect to boogie on down to Chesney Hawkes, Tiffany, early Madonna, Dexy’s Midnight Runners, Jackson 5, Wham, Guns n’ Roses, Deee-lite etc. Enough said I think!
The small room upstairs plays different music and is sometimes better during the early part of the evening. When we were last there a couple of weekends ago there was karaoke in this room –so I promptly hotfooted it straight back out of there!
Right from the very beginning nearly everyone is dancing. The DJ is positioned on the stage and occasionally people are allowed to prance about on it, for example if it’s their birthday. There is a huge screen behind the stage which you might well appear on and people come round taking photographs for the website.
Things To Remember
School Disco is all great fun but there are a couple of things it’s good to be aware of before you go.
1) Because it’s such a large event the security is very tight – bags are checked and men are frisked on the way in. 2) It gets very very hot inside even during the winter. 3) Because of the tiny skirts, heat and I don’t know what else some of the men turn into crazed animals and try to grope girls at any opportunity, for example when you are happily doing the conga across the room thinking your friend is behind you and all of a sudden there is a pair of hands on your bum! It is unwise to linger on the upper balcony by yourself later on in the evening unless you want to fend off endless sweaty desperate men! 4) Once you arrive designate a meeting place in case you become separated from your friends. As you can imagine in a huge club where everyone is wearing white shirts it’s very hard to find people! 5) Drinks are standard London club prices (around the £4-5 mark) served in attractive plastic cups! The whole effect is one of a student union so if you prefer more civilised / upmarket surroundings School Disco is not for you! 6) The bars stop serving alcohol at 2am and after this point only serve water. 7) Hammersmith is not the easiest place to get home from, especially drunk at 3am. Either book a cab in advance or plan your night bus route beforehand.
Tickets
So how do you book tickets for this fabulous event? Tickets should be purchased in advance from www.schooldisco.com. Tickets are available on the door but the queues are huge and often Saturday nights are sold out way in advance. Tickets cost £12.50 plus a £1.50 booking fee. The Hammersmith event opens at 9pm (LeicesterSquare at 10.30pm) and it is wise to get there early to avoid queuing too long. There is a pre queue jump bar at both venues. You must be 18 and over.
To sum up the School Disco: a great night out every once in a while, particularly for a special occasion like a hen night or a birthday. The expense and Hammersmith location rule it out as somewhere I’d visit frequently. But if you’re game for a laugh and like 70s, 80s and 90s music (or alternatively if you really wanna snog) you should have a fab night.
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